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Go buy a turkey Take a drink of whisky Put turkey in the oven Take another 2 drinks of whisky Set the degree at 375 ovens Take 3 more whiskys of drink Turk the bastey Whisky another bottle of get Ponder the meat thermometer Glass yourself a pour of whisky Bake the whisky for 4 hours Take the oven out of the turkey Floor the turkey up off of the pick Turk the carvey Get yourself another scottle of botch Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Bless the dinner and pass out

courtesy of my all-time hero nerd, Weird Al... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw Can't help but laugh at this guy!

Yep. That's me! Or at least that's what the survey said. Click on this thingy above to find out how you rate, if you dare... Weird test questions, but some are pretty funny.

L ast weekend I was at a flea market and found this: A JC Penney catalog from 1977. It's not often e-mail fodder just falls in my lap, but this was two solid inches of it, right there for the taking. I thumbed through it quickly and found my next dining room set, which is apparently made by adding upholstery to old barrels: Also, I am totally getting this for my bathroom: There's plenty more home furnishings where those came from, however I'm not going to bore you with that. Instead, I'm going to bore you with something else. The clothes. The clothes are fantastic . Here's how to get your ass kicked in elementary school : Just look at that belt. It's like a boob-job for your pants. He probably needed help just to lift it into place. The belt loops have to be three inches long. And way to pull them up to your armpits, grandpa. Here's how to get your ass kicked in high school: This kid looks like he's pretending to be David Soul, who is pretending to be a ...

Check out this simple, lo-cal dessert recipe . All of 117 calories!

Then you are cold, cold. This'll make your day... http://www.komonews.com/home/video/34439924.html?video=pop&t=a What handicap???

Ain't technology great? In Britain they have now transplanted a new windpipe into a woman . The amazing thing is that the trachea was grown in a lab with the woman's own cells, so the risk of rejection is minimal. How soon before it becomes commonplace? Grow your own organs. I can't wait to grow my own guitar... Afterthought: will this replace Viagra?