Steve's Blog Spot

From a post of 4 years ago today. Still think it's funny. How to Cook a Turkey Go buy a turkey Take a drink of whisky (preferably Blanton's bourbon) Put turkey in the oven Take another 2 drinks of whisky Set the degree at 375 ovens Take 3 more whiskys of drink Turk the bastey Whisky another bottle of get Ponder the meat thermometer Glass yourself a pour of whisky Bake the whisky for 4 hours Take the oven out of the turkey Floor the turkey up off of the pick Turk the carvey Get yourself another scottle of botch Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Bless the dinner and pass out

It has gotten here super quick! I had always planned on retiring once I turned 62, but now it's really here! Just 21 more work days, or 33 total days. If I could just slow it down once it gets here. Can't wait! Maybe I'll have a little more time for blogging. Not that it's interesting to anyone else.